Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...
There's a convenience store near my job, while standing in line to pay a guy lit up a cigarette. The clerk said, "You can't smoke in here." The middle aged, slightly drunk,guy said,"Why not, you sell cigarettes." To which the young, female clerk replied, "We sell condoms too!"
Very Funny Courtney!
There's a convenience store near my job, while standing in line to pay a guy lit up a cigarette. The clerk said, "You can't smoke in here." The middle aged, slightly drunk,guy said,"Why not, you sell cigarettes." To which the young, female clerk replied, "We sell condoms too!"
I was in a bar in Fargo/Grand Forks once upon a time. I had been drinking Sloe gin and orange juice for most of the weekend, I was told it was called a Sloe Screw. The bartender at this particular establishment was really HOT, Sizzling as a matter of fact....and I was about 20 so I will venture to say....so was I....LOL!
When I ordered a Sloe Screw, he leaned over the bar, about 1 inch from my face and said, "Do you want a Sloe Screw....or a Sloe....Comfortable Screw," .....at which point my shoes melted. Ordering a drink doesn't get any better than this.....LMAO!
I was in a bar in Fargo/Grand Forks once upon a time. I had been drinking Sloe gin and orange juice for most of the weekend, I was told it was called a Sloe Screw. The bartender at this particular establishment was really HOT, Sizzling as a matter of fact....and I was about 20 so I will venture to say....so was I....LOL!
When I ordered a Sloe Screw, he leaned over the bar, about 1 inch from my face and said, "Do you want a Sloe Screw....or a Sloe....Comfortable Screw," .....at which point my shoes melted. Ordering a drink doesn't get any better than this.....LMAO!
"The best way to predict the future....Is to create it."
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...
So I shouldn't be discouraged by dating older men....Okay on with my dating plan-:)
It is interesting and very funny.... I feel guilty...I have a good story about this..lol
Quoting CDinCO
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...
So I shouldn't be discouraged by dating older men....Okay on with my dating plan-:)
It is interesting and very funny.... I feel guilty...I have a good story about this..lol
